Eggs

"Careful... CAREFUL!!! Put in a little more butter! OH MY GOD!!! Your cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them..TURN THEM NOW!! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful... CAREFUL!! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?!? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."